Sex Week: Nude Scenes 2012

Written by: Tony Lazlo, CC2K Staff Writer

We take our nudity seriously here at CC2K.

In 2008, 2009 and 2010, we looked back at some of our favorite nude scenes over the years. We missed out last year, but for Sex Week 2012, we’re back with some of our favorite naughty moments from years past.

Let’s get things started with two contributions from Goodtime Charlie:

Atlantic City, featuring the breasts of Susan Sarandon

I watched Atlantic City because I was going through a Louis Malle phase and I had NO IDEA I should have been preparing to watch Susan Sarandon rub lemon juice all over her stunning 33-year-old breasts every night after work. The fact that silver-fox Burt Lancaster was casually smoking a cigarette while watching her every night–and that her French boyfriend was directing the movie–somehow made the experience even more enjoyable; I guess having dapper companions in my voyeurism made my unblinking gaze more gentlemanly. Here is the only video I could find that does the whole Oscar-nominated “lemon business” any justice, although this movie should be watched for full appreciation:

Swimming Pool, featuring the breasts of Ludivine Sagnier

Confession: I only watched this movie because I was horny one day and it happened to be sitting on my girlfriend’s coffee table calling to me in lilting French. Needless to say, it did the job and then some. After several piecemeal viewings, I was surprised to discover it is ALSO an interesting, complex story. BONUS. Here is a compilation of some breast-heavy scenes that may just make you move to France and start stalking a certain somebody:

Moving on, CC2K’s own Big Ross reminisces about the always swoon-worthy Alyssa Milano.

I can’t remember the first time I saw this. It may have been a late night Skinimax (ahem, Cinemax) viewing, or maybe a VHS rental from the local video store. Honestly, I can’t even say for certain if I watched the entire movie, and if I did, I’ve completely forgotten the plot. But this scene is unforgettable for a guy who hit puberty in the early 90’s and had it BAD for Alyssa Milano, a demographic for which I definitely qualify. After crushing on her in Commando and Who’s the Boss for years, seeing her not only topless but engage in some sweet, soft-core girl-on-girl action was a fantasy I’m not sure I even had, until I saw this scene. Yowza!

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Finally, I’ll share two of my favorites.

B-movie maestro Andy Sidaris has graced these pages before, but I’ve never been able to find any clips from his actual movies. That changed this year as I found two. First, bask in the glory of Cynthia Brimhall in Sidaris’ Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

Next, here’s one of my all-time favorite nude scenes: Dona Speir in Picasso Trigger.